Are you dating a reptile? Dating, dating dating. It's the dating age and one should be dating as often as possible before settling down with a mate. But what kind of date should a person expect from a snake, frog, turtle or other cold-blooded animal? Here are some dating guidelines you can use so your next date can go well... * Make sure to book an appointment at least 2 weeks in advance with the appropriate veterinarian for check-ups and vaccination updates. Say goodbye to herpes with this simple shot! * Always have a first aid preparedness kit on you at all times. In the event of an emergency, there's nothing worse than fumbling around with your tail trying to fish out a bandaid from your shoulder bag only to be bitten by a scorpion that crawled into there as well. * Make sure she knows how to use her claws and tail before dating her in public or visiting someone's home for dinner! Take her for some practice runs and make sure she gets proper permits and registration for it if required by law. While we love pets here, we don't want her getting mistaken for a wild animal when she's dating you. * Play nice when dating another reptile. Each species has their own rules when dating, and if one tries to push his or her rules on another it can cause an upset stomach or worse in some cases! So be open-minded when dating someone new. * Make sure to introduce her around regularly so she doesn't get jealous of other reptiles dating your friends. The last thing you want is for them to procreate without you knowing about it...totally not cool. I hope this dating guide was helpful in courting any type of cold-blooded animal out there! Remember, it's good to be adventurous, but safe at the same time Love, Articles Anonymous P.S. If dating advice isn't your kind of thing, why not try out some of our other articles? There are plenty of things to learn about dating or culture that you can be entertained with here at Articles Anonymous! **** This is an example text. Please delete all parts not included in the post before posting it on your blog/website/etc. Thank you for understanding **** We may modify this text slightly or use different keywords so it better fits your site's context and content - please ask us for help if needed before using this on your site. Thank you! **** We may modify this text slightly or use different keywords so it better fits your site. See our usage stats and how to reference us for credit . Couples dating tips: Head to the Zoo or Museum [by DeeDee Brown] [Skip article intro] Whether you're dating someone new or just want date ideas that appeal to both of your interests, the zoo and museum are always good bets. Even if one of you isn't such an enthusiast, these activities will break up a monotonous night in front of the TV and spark some conversation about what you've seen. Plus, it's much healthier than takeout and a movie! [Don't forget to add context: * We may modify this text slightly or use different keywords so it better fits your site.] Art museums Art museums offer a lot more than dating activities, but dating couples will especially appreciate the unique experience. If you're dating someone new, save this one for after your first or second date. You don't want to be that couple who gets all over each other in public! However, if you're dating someone already comfortable with PDA, this can be a fun way to break the ice - just not in front of anyone else you know! While at the museum, take time out to look at some of the works of art together, and try posing yourselves like two models in a painting or sculpture. Perhaps even practice your Romanesque masculine-feminine poses early on in dating before moving onto more contemporary ones later. Take photos to remember your visit forever - everyone loves souvenirs! [Don't forget to add context: * We may modify this text slightly or use different keywords so it better fits your site.] When dating someone new, art museums offer a great chance to get acquainted with each other in a low-pressure environment. With dating activities such as these, we recommend leaving the wine and cheese at home and staying away from petting zoos - no need for any animals getting involved! Zoo dating ideas The zoo is one of the most popular dating activities for good reason: you don't have to do much talking and everyone loves animals! However, keep in mind that you should probably save this activity for when you're dating someone long enough that they won't be weirded out by the fact that you're dating activities usually involve animals. You don't want to ruin all the fun with a sickeningly sweet comment about how much you're enjoying spending time together, and then have to deal with your date's disgust at dating zoo animals. Don't forget that this is dating, not speed dating! Try to keep your animalistic dates lighthearted and fun, as dating activities such as these should be. [Don't forget to add context: * We may modify this text slightly or use different keywords so it better fits your site.] If dating someone new and they seem really into animals (or you suspect they might be), save the zoo for the second or third date. This way it will be more special and help break the ice enough to get